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God I hope it's called New Moon. I've referred to the second Twilight movie as New Moon for like a week now. Wouldn't I be the ...

G is always telling me not to shoot the finger to people while driving. He's always saying one day I'll get more than I bargained fo...

What to my wondering ears should appear but one Fresh Prince and 8 midi drum riffs? I wonder whatever happened to DJ Jazzy Jeff? And the you...

with myself. I awoke Monday morning to find a huge fingernail scratch down the right side of my face. I vaguely remember something itching i...

I cooked chicken sausages last night. For the first time EVER I cooked them on the stove and the smoke detector did not go off. And not bec...

Harrison Ford. I fucking hated that stupid Indiana Jones movie that just came out anyway. If not for Shia, I would have left you and your id...