Thursday, May 01, 2008

I learned something new on Saturday night.

I saw Baby Mama - or is it Mamma? - Saturday night and I learned what a "taint" is. I had to ask but that's what asking is for, no? My friend J tried to tell me it was your perineum but I didn't know what that was either. I am stoopid. But a little more thorough explanation helped me figure it out. I call it the "you've missed" spot but apparently that's what taint means anyway (an ineffectual stab with a lance).

Don't say I never taught you anything. Or maybe you already knew. Oh well. Consider yourself refreshed.

4 comments:

Blondie said...

My bf told me...
"it taint yer balls and it taint yer ass".

I love him, regardless.

boredsquishy said...

Blondie, I really hope that that's the origin of the word.

QTip said...

Yep-- taint this and taint that. The this and the that being different for boys and girls.

Taint: slang for "it ain't".

RanaElizabeth said...

Uh- that post above is mine. On the BF's computer and forgot my usual sign in. But that's me.