Friday, June 20, 2008

Explain god's people to me.

How can a person (or people) go around quoting scripture and be WWJD all over the place and still get the big stuff so fucking wrong?

I'm not into god or all that spirituality stuff (although if I keep getting scared by ghost shows I might have to revisit some things), but I'm down with Jesus.* He was a cool enough guy I guess. Or, at least, the version people created was cool enough. So why do certain people spend their lives memorizing bible verses, decorating their houses with crosses, making cookies for church groups, and all that good "christian" stuff but still not get what the whole thing is about?

Here's what I have to say about it all: I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Bastard.**

*I'm referring to Christian gods in this post because I'm specifically referring to Christians. I'm down with some of the other dieties as well.

**I can't say all the details I really want to say because there's a very slight chance someone might read this. And although I'm right about the thing I'm right about, I'm nice enough to not destroy certain people over it.

Since I need it and this is a horrible post to end the week on:

You're welcome.


Anonymous said...

1. I almost spit out my coffee when I read that your "down with Jesus". Awesome.

2. I don't understand either. And whenever people like that do dumb shit, I mentally sing the line from Eve of Destruction (hate your next door neighbors, but don't forget to say grace) and roll my eyes at their hypocracy.

3. what is that??? I want.

Tina said...

Um, I think it's a dog of some sort. I'm not sure though.

Anonymous said...

God: "Who the fuck? They're not with me!"

Jahni said...

Trust me, even Christians get tired of those who do not get it....

Like the people who are SOOOOO enthusiastic to pray for long as you tell them exactly why you need's not gossip if it's said in prayer!