Thursday, July 17, 2008

Speaking of renewable resources...

If someone could figure out a way to turn human hair into an energy product, I could fuel the earth for centuries.

That's a fancy way of saying that I shed a lot hair. A lot. There are long, blonde hairs all over my work building and home. And last night they were all over my pilates mat, thanks to an inefficient hair tieback.

I haven't seen any sign of baldness so I'm guessing my hair officiall counts as a renewable resource. I command thy scientists to get on it!

1 comment:

boredsquishy said...

Maybe then people will CLEAN OUT THEIR SHOWER DRAINS. If my molting ex-roommate is reading this, that means you.