Last night was the best Colbert of all time. It's as if he directed his show to me. Or at least parts of it. There was Pope humor, Footprints humor (haha!), and best of all, Jane Austen humor. I died. I am officially dead now. It was awesome.
There are three things you must know about me: I enjoy alliteration and parenthetical references, I adore bad words but feel slightly naughty when I type them out, and I can only overlook bad scripts when they come in the form of a Golden Girls episode or a period piece involving anyone named Jane. Thank you and good reading.