And I'm pissed. I don't know why except that I consider it a huge burden, for no good reason at all. Those fuckers better plea out. Maybe I'll pick up some pointers on how to pick a good jury, silver lining and all.
Also - I think I'm getting boob cleavage wrinkles. Are all these years of wearing push up bras coming back to haunt me? J mentioned to me that she uses Retin A on her cleavage wrinkles and now it's all I can think about. Low cut shirts are some of the joys of not having huge boobs. How else will I make it through my 40s (when I get there) if I can't show off the girls? Isn't that how you get to be sexy and old - good boobs? Or legs, I'm sure but I don't have good legs if cankles are any indication...
At least I'll get a lot of good reading done. Eleanor of Aquitane, here I come!
Monday, April 28, 2008
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I have JD this week too! And I was picked, so I get to spend all week listening to a lmae case.
shouldn't lawyers be exempt? it seems like you shouldnt even get called.
You poor things. It could totally be worse though. A good friend of mine actually got picked for Grand Jury Duty- she has to listen to cases from the ATF for over a year, every Tuesday. Now come one...isn't a couple days (or hours) of regular JD sounding much better now?
Um, no, Rana, it doesn't sound much better. You want to know why? Because that is HER and I am ME. That automatically means that my suffering is way more intense than her suffering, as her suffering is only reported to me by a third party and not directly felt by me. Don't you know these things by now?
And yes. I really am that selfish and uncaring.
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